Shiny things that Mamma likes

Musings and pretty things from a plus size burlesque dancer in Missoula, MT. A little fashion, a little body positivity, A LOT OF BURLESQUE AND NERD.

alternate names for plus size shopping:

nataliemeansnice:

'uhhhh…can someone help me out of this?' shopping

'oh, a wrap skirt. …awesome…' shopping

'back corner of the store?' shopping

'you don't carry my size?' shopping

'ah. online only. gotcha.' shopping

'oh you thought plus size only meant size large and extra large…cool' shopping

'is there anything besides paisley and leopard to choose from?' shopping

'i guess i'll just make it work' shopping

'guess i'll be buying socks and earrings' shopping

'UGH. FUCK IT.' shopping

Flouncing about, feeling fat and sassy and pretty fabulous.  Photo by David Heinecke Photography, ©2013. PLEASE do not remove photo credit!

Flouncing about, feeling fat and sassy and pretty fabulous. Photo by David Heinecke Photography, ©2013. PLEASE do not remove photo credit!

yaoid:

speculationspectrum:

ninehundredyearoldtimelord:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

I didn’t understand that reference at first so I looked it up and apparently there were fifty-seven academics who theorized that Shakespeare was gay/bisexual.

Also, sonnet 57 is supposed to be about a guy that Shakespeare was in love with.

The Doctor remarks at one point in this episode that a skull looks like that of a Sycorax. Shakespeare claims he’s using that word, as he likes it. There is a Shakespeare character called Sycorax. #researchpayskids

I always love it when this shows up on my dash.